Quite a few people have asked me to update my website, especially in light of all that is going on in Gaza right now. I will finish our story, because I feel it's important. But I feel my recent fascination with the ordinary has taken up my focus and I need to let it all out before I can continue with the story of our trip to the Middle East.
Why Portland is Awesome:
- You can walk everywhere
- Regular condiments contain smut in the grocery stores
- The opera has English subtitles
- There is a community pile in our basement where I found a very nice shower rack and some great used books
- Even gas stations have a fine selection of wine and beer
- It is against the law to pump your own gas
- The bums tell you you're beautiful when they want spare change
- There are more strip clubs per capita here than anywhere else in the world (except Amsterdam)
- You can take your dog into almost any store, and even some restaurants
- We have the world's largest independent bookstore
- I am buffer than all the emo kids in town
That said, I will let you in on my little secret. I did not get into PSU. Wael told me that any retard can get into PSU. But not this retard. Apparently they do not accept applications 20 days past the deadline. I was not aware of this, as I feel pretty important, personally. Now I will have to prove my worth by becoming very rich and famous and dedicating all my books to the fact that PSU did not accept me into their writing program.
Thank you, goodnight.
